That’s not your pencil. It is her pencil

"What are your dogs' names?" Me: "Calvin and Klein." "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."

just a little guy

I’m very sorry I parkoured off your face when I was tearing around. I did not mean to scratch your lips

Is a Dog or a Cat Better at Relieving Loneliness? | Psychology Today psychologytoday.com/us/blog/canine…

i’m 28 today :)

matt Happy Birthday, Matt!

The tantrum after she falls off is so real😂😭

No I do not want to volunteer phone bank. It would be ridiculous. Just meowing

This is Denver. He either looks like a teddy bear or very friendly raccoon, depending on how bad he needs a haircut. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

many families are being ripped apart by american politics these days. very sad. and unnecessary. after all, the world's fate is to be ripped apart by the terrible but magnanimous claws of Pobrecita Chancleta. no matter what candidate we choose, all hope ends with his rise.

Police follow suspect in case of who did their business in Starmer's shoes... (Pic 🎼Phil Robinson)

nytimes.com/2024/10/12/wor… One of the loneliest countries finds companionship in dogs.

Ok, Twitter, we need you to work some magic for super-sweet senior gentleman Rufus & help him find the best fospice home ever. Due to multiple medical issues, he has limited time left - a year? - and we want whatever he gets to be purrfect. Life hasn’t been very kind to him… 1/

Hello my name is Jorts I am a volunteer from a group. Did you receive your ballot ok? Can I ask about your plan to vote omg don’t close the door I have two more questions I am just trying to help

this is a random sniff investigation

We're largely off Twitter but popping back on today just to urge you to adopt this beautiful Baltimore cat. The shelter has waived her adoption fee. She looks just like our dearly departed Kitty Cat, and I would love to find her a home. baltimorecountymd.gov/departments/an…

She’s been adopted! Yay!