I just noticed that one of ❌THOSE❌ abolitionists “loved” my recent post. My fingers are itching. #Normanblock Rachel Burkey🌳🪓 😑

We must trust the process! We’re building momentum! We can’t let the Dems win! Strategy, not extremism! ****check our website for updated tour locations and t-shirts!**** 🎉

I block #abolitionists because I value UNITY. Duh. 😒

We are protecting our drinking water from controversial legislation! #Wisforwin #andwater #chugalug 🌊💧

My email today: Instead of saving babies, THIS is what I must deal with at HQ 😤 Emergency Crisis Meeting Date/Time: Tuesday, 9am Location: Conf. Room B (the one with the broken Keurig) Meeting Called By: Social Media Mgr. SUBJECT: Abolitionists Keep Asking Logical Questions

See?? They’re AFTER me! 😱

My faith comes with a side of loopholes and a garnish of plausible deniability. (Please refer all other doctrinal inquiries to my Comm. Dir. )

I don’t believe in criminalizing any woman. But doctors, boyfriends, legislators, the weather, the moon, the vibes … all up for grabs! House Republicans

This should take the focus off the US for a minute #Whew #ThatWasClose #LookOverThere

#BLOCKINS 🙅‍♀️

One of my interns asked me this morning: “Should we host a theology roundtable with the abolitionists?” 🙄 I would rather be waterboarded with all of my mini-fridge’s LaCroix.

📢 LISTEN UP, Abolitionists‼️📢 Are you really trying to make BIBLICAL argument at MY debates?? So sorry! I can’t hear you over the sound of my MORAL SUPERIORITY! Abolitionists Rising 🌳🪓

I CANNOT HEAR YOU! 🙉

I really don’t believe this. I’m actually auditioning for a small role in an upcoming Lifetime movie. 🍿 #staytuned #dramaqueen 💅

Purity spiralists!! 😑

These abos couldn’t even let the turkey settle before coming for me. #BlackFriday

This is MY kind of #abolitionist - 1) not a pro-prosecutionist, 2) an incrementalist who wants to actually SAVE babies, 3) a big-tenter (invites ALL to the table), and 4) clears the air for anyone wanting to join the *fake* abolition movement. Cheers, Tom! 🥂

It’s been awhile. Just stopped in to remind you that I’m NOT an abolitionist/pro-prosecutionist. Carry on. #lifewins

I CANNOT BELIEVE how horribly my friend was treated at the recent abolitionists’ conference! 😡 ⬇️ #victimbyassociation

💕Two can play at this game! (So sorry to my faithful followers for being a day late): Roses are red Violets are blue If you call me out Then I will block you.