Feel like he was there through my childhood.

Blaaahh

The one before the first one, in case you're unsure

Reward for stolen metal post. Serial number on underside of ground plate.

Louise Glück

Oh my god the replies !

Never fuck phrlikes

Oh god, not again?

Who the hell’s Phil, Helen?!

When brickies come to work drunk.

I did. He was hot.

Give ‘em enough…

Completely unjust sub-equatorial predominance of penguin distribution. Plus also, there's an alligator driving a submarine.

Gotta be one of the worst Canadian paintings. Ever.

Dark night of the sole of my Adidas Campus bottoming out metres from home.
You’re all soft vanilla ice cream. Fuckers.

Spadefoot?! With 'European'? Get fucked, toad.

O my god, fuck it. Clearly.

Got so exhausted by the sexism of the tramp stamp, I just went ahead and photographed the douche ruche. I

My fencing partner. Asshole always loses.