Pick 12 goes to Will “PCP” Horton and Teddy rebranding room 5 to “Splash Mountain”. We can only wish that at some point in the semester Horton raids Teddys closet so that he doesn’t look like an undercover cop anymore.

Next up we have Wieliczko and Owen acquiring room 6 and naming it “Caesars Palace”. These two will definitely end up being caught snuggling at some point during the semester. Strengths: perfect hair, brotherly bond Weakness: simping, skateboard paper routes

Pick 14 Hank and Huppert +Spencer claim “Chimney”. The amount of good guy energy coming from this room is going to make the darkest of hearts pure again. Strengths: Pure smiles, Huppert’s 2010’s pop playlist Weakness: Hanks ability to grow facial hair, loafs of bread

Dudas Gabe and Newton take 14 naming it “O Block” ‘cause they not from the 63rd 🐍. Newton plans on renovating and adding a urinal due to obvious problems controlling his urinary tract. Smart move Newts!

Final. #terps

Brother of the week Edward “ward” Schmidt showing off his signature move!

Welcome, to the annual Maryland KA room draft. With the #1 pick David Stabb acquires room #1 and renames it “The Goblin Lab”. With this single, there will be plenty of alone time for Stabb to craft better dick pics!

With the second pick in the draft, Dylan Cathcart selects room #6 and renames it “Cathy’s Cabin”. I’m sure when you walk into the room there will be Jeopardy on the screen and Hoover cuddling up next to him!

With the third pick in the draft, Colton selects room #4 and renames “DDH”. With his gf down south, Colton will utilize maker by putting some peanut butter on his nuts cuz his gf won’t be touching them.

With the fourth pick in the draft, Shneed selects room #7 and renames it “Shneed’s saloon”. Not sure if this closet is big enough to fit his vineyard long sleeves and cargo shorts.

With the fifth pick in the draft, Shoul selects room #3 and renames it “Schwab’s room”. He’s hoping that his fruity music taste will finally give him the opportunity to find love.

Next up we have Ryan Hayes

With the 7th pick, Drury selects room #11 and renames it “Nicotine Alley”. Unknown to many by Spring ‘22, he is one horny lad and enjoys Star Wars. Hopefully many friendships will be made!

With the 8th pick, Koster selects room #10 and renames it “Womp Wonderland”. Koster decided to choose a single at the last second to make sure that he can continue to keep his amazing GPA! Lord knows how gritty this room is going to get by the end of the year. #NEWSFLASH

With the 10th pick, Samir chooses room #9 and renames it “burna”. Expect him to be hibernating in his room and if you do see him you already know he’s gonna be rocking those AirPods. Hopefully he has a nice head of hair when he comes back!

With the 11th pick Colby is pulling up KEVMEISTER and is choosing room #16 renaming it “Border Patrol”. The Columbian King and the toothless bandit. Expect to see plenty of KA merch from Keven and world renowned BO from Mr. Cotoia.

With the 12th pick in the draft we have lynch pulling up lesser hayes and selecting the iconic Chimney. Hayes backward hat collection will be on full display this year as he moves out of his closet. Expect to hear plenty of yellin from this room come October when his Yanks choke

With the 13th pick Tomlinson is pulling up Rondo and claiming room 13 renaming it “The Swamp”. Tomlinson might get overwhelmed by amount of shirtless mirror pics from Diabetic Madness. The all black fits and fitted hats will provide a lethal combo for these two.

this camera angle is absolute poetry

The Knights of the Kappa Alpha Order are wishing you a Happy Halloween! Excelsior!