imagine being a Shark in that water lol. Theyre probably like ahhhhhhhh lol

Calling work "school" is my favorite thing

Just took 4 year old expired tums by accident. Chat will I die?

You should be able to taste test all sauces at a grocery store...there's like 8 different buffalo sauces alone. How do I know which one I like ???

I wish SO bad I could talk to customers how I want when they are being rude as hell. Like why isn't that a normal thing. We should be able to give em shit right back

I'm gonna start calling people who stand up right when the plane lands "first responders". Just letting everyone know I started this term before it blows up

Why is opening your whole suitcase in the airport so embarrassing

Helicopters at 5:00am should be a crime cause what the fuck. How ya gonna put a noise ordinance on the city but then shake our god damn houses all hours of the night.

I like that chick-fil-a has its shit together. I feel like they are doing a lot of good in this world

Damn bro...I've had 2 Ravens Jerseys in my lifetime. Ray Rice and Justin Tucker. Looks like I gotta burn a second one now SMH

They really need to get an interior designer for DMV's. Why are they so horribly lit?? And BORING??

Ain't nothin better than a live groupchat. When everyone is actually participating, magic happens 💀💀

A grown ass man crashing out over a $15 shipping fee (that I have literally nothing to do with) was not on my bingo card this morning. Pure comedy

Magic Erasers are actually goated.

Wait we should foreal bring back pantaloons

FaZe turns 15 in a couple weeks and our boy FaZe Scope wanted to give y’all an early surprise. Better run this up for the 🐐 - Banks

Sims is literally the best game I stg

Google can absolutely suck it. Why are there 8 ads before what I'm looking for. It's gotten so bad in the last month

Just built my childhood home in sims. I'm feeling really good about it tbh