Mauve had a great idea. Eggman surely programmed the Shadow Android to say that. Or things of the sort. He’s responsible and we can sue him out of all his assets!

WHOAAAAAA!

DUDE?

Cut your dawg some slack; I’m just looking for solutions…

… oh, you’re an Android. Suddenly it’s all making sense. [ squinting. the grey stripe on shadow’s head is lighter. Must be orange? Pink?] It’s just that your choice of words is…

Sorry, warm colors are ironically not my strong suit.

No harm, I guess? It’s better to not make jokes at the expense of someone’s identity, though. It’d be like calling you soulless. Or a mercury-flavored metallic snot rocket.

The whole world had you mistaken for Sonic, at one point. At least I mistook *someone else* for *you*. It’s different.

just kind of having an evil clone floating around out there somewhere is fucking me up rn

Does this happen to people regularly? I used to just chill in my garage and fuck around with machines. Now there’s a mage who wants me dead.

You’re gonna get some sort of liquid phantom that’s bent on taking away your tempest rings or something. Hubris.

Always impressed at how many Extreme Gear riders I know that can consider themselves professionals. Sonic, Tails… even the Chaotix are pretty great. … Jet the Hawk too, huh…

Well, it’s obvious that I think of you as being in a different league all-together. Besides, it’s not like you *just* race extreme gear. You sound hangry. Are you hangry?

I think I miss my Sap.

Yo!!!!

It’s unfortunately one of my more positive traits, believe it or not.

RVs are just the coolest… real excited to get some use outta this thing.

Hey. I didn’t disconnect you, yet.

[ Stomping on the glasses.]