In Chicago, there’s a jar of jelly beans at City Hall. The person who guesses closest to the actual number of jelly beans gets to eat them. The worst guess gets to be our local weather man.

Beware. She can move in any direction.

Pretty sure Drake just made $400k on a prop bet for that TD.

15 yards for wearing socks with flip flops

Do I do all of my work in the browser? Yes. Will I probably get the 500-core Mac Studio anyway? Yes.

That 7 year old girl who sang from Frozen in the Ukrainian bomb shelter has made it safely to Poland.

+1 for any craft. Celebrate amazing talent, whether leading by role or leading by example (or both). The IC path is noble and a difference maker.

How’d ya like to be the guy who just bought Brady’s “last NFL TD ball” at auction for $500,000?!?

Congrats Alex! One of my first friends in tech, and an absolutely adequate writer. 😋

This may be the thing I am most excited about this year - giving our community of amazing practitioners a place to build new relationships, accelerate their learning, and grow their businesses! Sprout customers - check it out! x.com/SproutSocial/s…

One of the hardest mental shifts for ppl who haven't spent time at a high growth startup is accepting that the challenges *are* the job. The Zen proverb says it best "the obstacle is the path"

He most certainly is 🥰

I SEE WHY OLD PEOPLE SIT ON THE PORCH.. THIS SHIT IS ALRIGHT!! 😂

People be like “who’s working on the intersection of fintech, needlepoint, pest control, zippers and web3?”

Nothing more condescending than my watch congratulating me for standing up.

I’ve always had a passion for cars, and hope to always have an ICE car in the garage — but electric cars/trucks/motorcycles are better in every practical way. Tipping point coming soon I think.

📢 $SPT Update: Sprout Social & @Salesforce have extended their partnership with a new Service Cloud integration. Salesforce customers can now manage all social customer care requests from within Service Cloud for a 360° view of their customer interactions bit.ly/3U7hWc7

In Honour of Patrick Muiruri - adored keeper of the orphaned and rescued elephants at SWT. Thank you for 13 years of care for our friends. gofund.me/7acdde42

So there’s aliens?

‘Texas Tea’ from Post Malone loud in your best headphones will change your goddam day.