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JH

@JustineMulliga

⚖️ Trainee Solicitor. 🎤 Stand up comedian, I guess. Sometimes I do bits on the telly and voice overs 🎥 also a TRYer on @thetrychannel

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calendar_today17-06-2011 12:48:46

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Yes….. and I never understood this advice because SURELY, if I get hit by a bus I’m going to shit myself anyway?!

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my date said that if you get sexually assaulted, you should figure out what you did to make it happen. he doubled down too. so now i’m omw home. this is a future doctor. i always say a man’s accomplishments don’t dictate his intelligence level. no one has proven me wrong yet ☹️

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Sorry these two men are clearly VERY traumatised and this news reporter is hammering them with questions like ‘what were those injuries like?’.. the man held a baby bleeding to death in his arms mere minutes ago what is wrong with you???!!!

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I think I’m hormonal, I just burst into tears at the scene in Derry Girls where the ceasefire is announced with Zombie playing over it 😭

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It blows my mind that in this day and age people are still using sunbeds 😭 I did a couple 10 years ago and regret that even now!!

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Why in the name of holy Mary mother of Jaysus is he doing that in leather jocks. I can only imagine he PEELED them off himself afterwards 🤢

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Walked to the doctors and then into Penneys today and I’m in a HEAP with pain and swelling. Peas on the knees it is 😭😭😭

Walked to the doctors and then into Penneys today and I’m in a HEAP with pain and swelling. Peas on the knees it is 😭😭😭
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I found a guy who goes around the US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their:

• Biggest Regrets
• Biggest Lessons
• Advice to their younger self

Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same…

Here are my top 8:

I found a guy who goes around the US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their: • Biggest Regrets • Biggest Lessons • Advice to their younger self Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same… Here are my top 8:
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BREAKING: Simon Harris makes his first speech as Taoiseach in the Dáil

'Follow your dreams. If I can become Taoiseach after nearly collapsing the Health service, then you can do anything'

BREAKING: Simon Harris makes his first speech as Taoiseach in the Dáil 'Follow your dreams. If I can become Taoiseach after nearly collapsing the Health service, then you can do anything'
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I’m getting a really hard time in the comments of the list TRY channel video for not necking the shots. I drank two of the 4… I tried the other two- that’s my job, to try them. 😭 the amount of shit I’ve eaten and drank on that channel over the last 9 years C’MON 😭

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Hey Twitter I am applying for promotion to Prof B and was wondering if anyone would share their successful application with me- and if any of you good folk would be a referee for me? I don't have may friends in academia to ask.

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CALLING ALL CREATIVES ✨ Bar the Dublin Fringe and Scene & Heard, are there other small festivals/ places/ things going on where one can showcase some work?

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men’s “hear me out”: a conventionally attractive woman with slightly shorter-than-average hair

women’s “hear me out”:

men’s “hear me out”: a conventionally attractive woman with slightly shorter-than-average hair women’s “hear me out”:
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