POV you've just sent a text message in Europe in 2024 (it was a happy bday to your mum)

What an extraordinary series of accidents all across France

Me

Someone feed that poor creature :(

You can swim in the 1997 Lego Island Play this game for all your swimming needs

Some people don't know what these words mean?

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This needs to be bullied the way Sonic was

*logs onto twitter* Mfw

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Another wonderful week together with Fedwolf 🥰 American smokehouse, escape rooms, waterpark to catch the last days of summer Thank you for the amazing time, hon! Missing you so much already. Just the countdown now to be reunited 💙

Happy birthday Halo 3: ODST 🫡

Pro aborts are the only people who think saying "if only you'd let us rip that kid limb from limb in the womb like we wanted, you wouldn't have needed to see it saved by emergency services and going on to live a good life" makes them sound reasonable

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