red light district incoming

In the nicest way possible, I hope people with this mindset rot in hell

why does netflix keep upping their price 😭 I expect these shows to be pulling on my hair and spanking me for that in this economy

Glad shes ok but imagine passing out and waking up to katy perry holding you

not sure why but anytime i finger my bumhole I feel pregnant

Tommyinnit having a baby was not on my bingo card

if you look closely you can see me on the right side running away from the shithead minecrafters

life advice: be your own #1 hater so no one can get to you ❤️

i need my clitoris to look like my ear being bitten by a mosquito on a friday night

why tf has twitter become way more fucking homophobic and racist lately Swear on god humans are devolving instead of evolving

Its gone beyond the 'edgelord' scale, its fucking scary

ill suck on your toes if I need to win the war