Secret socks - A constant struggle to keep them a secret cause they're 4eva slipping off, forcing re-adjustment exposing my secret to all

FYI: Money has the abbreviation of Monday. And we all know just how lovely these day's are. #justmoandaythings

Heard this over the wknd,"I'm so hot my mother calls me son." But so would your dad. #awkward

Going to Space is like scuba diving the universe. Are you for scuba?

Yo MTN South Africa! Why when I buy normal Data do you turn it into night-time express data? FYI: I'm not an owl with thumbs.

Dear MTN South Africa MTN SA Service pls can you stop bombarding me with promo data bundles. Go shove your night-time express data deals up your arse!

Nothing screams weekend like a Friday hangover

Fun Fun Fun is what I wanna have on Thurs night with Uber South Africa & Pharrell Williams. #IamReady

We got our reference from Lollipop Lounge posters #thingsyouhearinagencies

So they just used the word 'kief' to describe a sports car on #ManCaveSA. Not sure how I feel about that or that I was watching the show °-°

"When I heard PowerPoint, I beachballed." #thingsyouhearinagencies

Someone should change 'humanity' to 'humonety'. Oh wait, I just did.

Last thought of the night: Buying a pair of jeans can go two ways, either left or right

Under no circumstances should a man cover any Adele song. #vocalsmustfall #monkeyswedding

Narcotics Anonymous - the 2 words a man told me this morning. In that moment I saw his past but also saw his strength

Mini roadtrip accompanied with a quiz Norton Africa and of course COFFEE! #NortonAfrica

I wonder what it could be? Let's make it something rad. Watch this space... #nedbankwonderland

The next part of human evolution is here folks. People actually turn into sardines when getting into the Gautrain.

To have a mother's-less Mothers Day, the booze must be cheap.

I just entered #MyFNBPremierGoal on 947 for a chance to win R250 000! bit.ly/1X6t1rZ 947.co.za/competitions/F…