Does the Sky Sports F1 ever actually stick to its TV schedule? Trying to watch the sprint replays earlier today and the qualifying at the moment and they showed something completely different to the schedule.

I always feel a little bit proud of a singer nailing a difficult part of the song. Saw this guy accomplish Dream On by Aerosmith last night, a notoriously difficult song to sing.

The pilot on this United puddle jumper from Dallas to Houston just set this fuckin’ sardine can down like we were landing on a Nimitz class carrier after a Doolittle raid. Just shut the engines down fifty feet above the runway and we fell Wile E. Coyote style from the sky.

If anyone can guess what airport we’re approaching here you will win a trophy emoji.

We were at 36,000ft when I took this photo but you’ll be forgiven for thinking we were somewhere in the mesosphere.

Excellent news seeing Virgin Atlantic serve Edinburgh from their home base of Orlando 😁

A crossover of work and leisure trips in May means I’ll effectively be flying from Baltimore to Chicago via London.

Arriving from Baltimore at 0930 and departing for Chicago at 1310.

Climate specialists will take a look at my carbon footprint and think they’ve snared Bigfoot.

Inside the mothership

May schedules have been released and I have;

Turns to Geneva and Edinburgh

14 hours in Glasgow

24 hours in New York

24 hours in Baltimore

3 days of recurrent training

20 days off

UPS776 currently having a bit of a tough time getting into Lubbock, TX.

Train ticket experts. I’m going to take my dad on a trip he took me on 20 years ago when I was a child.

Trying to find one-way train tickets from Southampton Airport Parkway to York for July 16th… £83 is about the cheapest I can find - can anyone see better deals?

Arguably the most underrated social media pilot comeuppance was Gulfstream Girl who had a popular YouTube channel until it was revealed she was actually employed by and flying the Gulfstream owned by Jeffrey Epstein.

Can’t think why he may have employed her.

Just 7 months until the Supersonic Boom Overture is rolling out of the hangar!

Anyone remember that?

Their launch customer haven’t mentioned it for years.

In an interesting turn of events my mattress collapsed overnight and I woke up in a bunker.

It’s going to be an uncomfortable few nights until the replacement arrives.

Just down to GLA-LHR now as my Aberdeen flights have been cancelled.

I’m sure my flight will be on BigJetTV - BA1499.

Perfect day for me to be flying GLA-LHR-ABZ-LHR.