thinkin bout how sweaty Santa’s balls must be after delivering all those gifts

had to tell my mom i wasn’t coming home for xmas 😔

pokay trueeee

If I see another tweet comparing me to this cat, bad things are going to happen

IM IN EVERYONE SHUSh

hot take, too much gaslighting from a parent as a child turns you into an argumentative person desperate to prove your version of events bc you're used to being dismissed in an unfair power structure

me and Wilbur Soot are settling this like gentlemen 🤝

MY 2-YEAR YOUTUBE CONTRACT ENDS ON JANUARY 15TH AND I STILL OWE 198 HOURS BEFORE IT'S OVER WHAT DO I STREAM WHO WANTS TO PLAY WHAT TO GRIND ANYTHING IM DESPERATE LOL WOOOOOO

morning :)

diane you are making me lose the will to live

when you try to dig in animal crossing

😔

Very true. Apologies for that, pals <3

Based on my experience, cancer made a mistake trying to PVP Technoblade

fraser 🦦 Too many people too scared to just be fucking genuine

you can say 'get well soon' without adding on 'i dont like him but-'