I’ll be hanging out with some very cool people this DEFCON

Come to our table at BSidesLV, show us some evidence that you’re running a headless node and get your official Node Operator sticker!!!

No.

Quick PSA: if you feel like DEF CON is boring or “not cool anymore” then DO SOMETHING COOL! Community starts with each and every one of us. I give you permission to stop worrying about being cringe and GO BE WEIRD!!!!

Dyeing my hair pink the day before DEF CON is a time honored tradition at this point, and definitely not because I procrastinate every single year

GO TO A VILLAGE. Volunteers will get you hands on xp on just about everything.

On the road to DEF CON Listening to the new Darknet Diaries episode Life is good

And ask strangers to do it with you. Become the chaos you want to see in the world. This is the entire reason you spent way too much money to be here. Imagine doing that and then being boring.

While I’m making DEF CON PSAs: Stop telling people not to go to talks! Yes, they’re recorded so you can watch them later, but it’s so incredible to be in the room where it happens and ask questions DEF CON speakers are brilliant researchers; don’t miss out on picking their brains

Transmission from the official pulpit of the Cult of the dead cow: The herd has spoken and it has declared that Bia! Ⓥ shall be a part of the bovine cult. The future shines brightly, Bia will lead us on for years to come. May her light shine upon us all. Oomen.

The Gender Critical hate women.

Meet & Greet ICS Village and chance to get SIGNED official Team Olympics gear! Tom VanNorman Jake Williams Jun34u Ray [REDACTED]

What a way to come out to a bunch of my friends as Non Binary! Thank you feet feud, thank you Tib3rius, and thank you to my incredible team captain ali !!!

Wait, the last day of DEF CON can’t be tomorrow…. I’ve been waiting all year for this!

Some provisions for the drive home

So who’s gonna stay up with me for Taylor Swift’s announcement? Are we putting on our clown makeup yet?!?

The only thing that could cure my post DEF CON slump is a new Taylor Swift album

Nothing like refreshing the news every few minutes to see if they’re going to sell off my home piece by piece.

Now that DEF CON is over, I can finally get back to what is important: WINNING THAT DANG FIDDLE MADE OF GOLD!

I honestly miss the days that this tab was full of people telling me to die because I’d said something controversial. This is just sad. How am I supposed to measure the success of my shitposts now?