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As a geriatric American millennial I express myself best through the mixtape.

gator named darth vader comes when his theme song is played

"softmax your insides"

I touched a giant isopod this weekend at the aquarium and I’m not as freaked out by them anymore.

The Copper Kidd is some kind of chimp clown imp and I don't like it.

My kneecap has been dislocated for three days. Do not recommend.

I was given one official portion of turkey on a cute little plate. Then everyone secretly gave me just a few more tiny bites. I ate a LOT of bites by the time the day was over

Winter days.. 😊 x.com/buitengebieden…

remember the reason for the season

I wonder if anyone has ever taken the advice, "don't take your health for granted" before it became compulsory for them.

Is it an urban myth that the butt of the loaf of bread is better for you? Why do I think this?

I am often the first person to speak in a Zoom meeting and people will just say nothing at all. If I walked into a physical meeting room and said "hi!" would dead silence be an appropriate response? You don't even have to be enthusiastic, just say hi back it's basic etiquette.

On today's episode of the Feylord Saga... catch up at twitch.tv/julwise! #Dnd #5e #homebrew #Minotaur #milk #twitch #stream

Dog enjoying the music.. 😊

New D&D race just dropped.