It’s the farthest it goes in my asshole

Doing the mission on GTA5 where the executives can the movie Michael has a part of to get an insurance payout.

What is this site

Imma spend all summer at thunder road

TouchTunes that automatically skip the song when you play one should be illegal, I shouldn’t be feeling this bad that the bar

I’d still fail holy shit

Looks like I’m not eating 6 hard boiled eggs before going out anymore.

Don’t pretend like you leave the house

At the end of every shift it’s just gonna say “crippled” everywhere

Oh no

Looking for my Goldie Hawn

For the love of god stop asking her questions.

Even play Valorant

I think getting back into gow would cure me.

As someone who’s worked in construction and has swung a hammer more times than 90% of the population of America, these suck ass and get a proper hammer holder for your belt or get a tool belt.

I grew up in a poor family. We didn't have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Bet that made kofi feel so good

This is so smart wtf

I’ve got that shit on me, and by that I mean I’m wearing my grandpas clothes.