Tales in cold resume emails: “I don’t want to hire you to plan my wedding but I think I’d be great at planning my own wedding on your time while you pay me.”

Aging is knowing that there are five glasses of wine in a bottle now instead of four.

I can’t watch any other tv because nothing comes close to being as good as Succession. I am ruined. Season 4 is devastating me one episode at a time.

Has Kendall’s dye job always been that bad? #SuccessionHBO

It’s really hard to pick one performance out of Succession bc oh my god they all are flawless. But Kieran Culkin. That’s the one.

The amount of discussion on Shiv. She has watched Kendall cut her out every time she blinks. At least with Tom, she’s worth billions more than him and has his child. She still holds some kind of power in that scenario and that’s the only place she feels safe.

What’s wild is that the thing that got me to watch was wondering what kind of show was HBO quality and put Matty from Father of the Bride and Mr Darcy in the same room.

Also all Parisians after seeing the abundance of TikTok’s focused on “how to dress like a French person.” Truthfully, Americans love a costume party. We can’t help ourselves.

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Oh I see. So The Bear wants to run with Succession in the Emmy’s. Yes. Yes it does.