Dear Bears.. Please stay off the Appalachian Trail while I'm walking on it this weekend.. thanks.

Who knew Triscuits were so good. According to the box they're the cashmere of crackers! Thanks for reintroducing me Nate Turbow

They're setting up for San Gennaro.. there goes the neighborhood!

I just got propositioned at restoration hardware... weird. #gettingolder

chopped a whole case of onions without shedding a single tear.. #defeat

Just got mistaken for Amy Lee from Evanescence.. again.

Motorcycle Class!! #freezing

save some salmon.. thebutchersdaughter.blogspot.com/2011/11/save-s…

holy helicopters in my hood!

World's largest pork producer to halt cruel practice...by 2017 huff.to/tUR2Pr

@IANCOGNEATO I can't believe I'm wearing this.. HappyBirthdayIan! only for you.. #kardashian

gotta love the Russians! Beauty Maverick

@IANCOGNEATO I do this professionally!!

lockerz.com/s/200571032 "Relationships don't always work out...That's why we have songs..." Jarvis Cocker ... m.tmi.me/oeG9y

Connecticut's legislature votes to repeal the death penalty huff.to/HB54Tz

carded for Kombucha!! #nycproblems

Happy Fathers Day! jsonline.com/features/food/…

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birdlady instagr.am/p/MjGvFYoQb5/