Yeah sex is great but have you ever seen people dump the statue of a slave owner in the very river where his slave ships used to dock.

Please Mayor Karen Bass, we want cops out of schools. Replace them with therapists, counselors, nurses, art teachers, music and dance programs. #DefundThePolice #fundthehelpers #CareNotCops #PeoplesBudgetLA I know you can do it, LA can be a LEADER IN LOVE!

How is my quarantine? I’m trying not to roll onto my glasses and break them.

Instagram ads: Buy our thing Buy our thing Buy our thing Me: buys the thing Email from thing: We are overwhelmed with orders. It should ship w/in 3 months. Same Instagram ad: Buy our thing Buy our thing Buy our thing

A 4.5 magnitude earthquake occurred 0.62mi NNE of San Fernando, California. Details: eqbot.com/83o Map: eqbot.com/83G

Was that an earthquake or did every roommate I've ever had in my life come home at the same time?

Dang, that was a scary one.

Sorry everyone, that was me. #earthquake

Wake up J. Elvis Weinstein and check on my Limoges collection I stored in your garage.

Well now that we’re all up who wants to zoom

I knew an earthquake was happening because I looked at my belly and it rippled like the glass of water in Jurassic Park.

Very much enjoying my ongoing quarantine tradition with Judith Shelton wherein she watches Disney Animation films for the first time and we text. She just saw Moana. ;)

Check out "What's Your Story Presents: "What I Learned During Lockdown" w/ Dave Holmes" eventbrite.com/e/whats-your-s… @Eventbrite

In 1997 and 25 Years Ago, #TheGregoryHinesShow premiered on CBS on this day RT and Like if you remember this show (#GregoryHines, Brandon Hammond, Wendell Pierce, #MarkTymchyshyn, Robin Riker, #BillCobbs, Judith Shelton, Nat Bernstein, #MitchelKatlin, CBS Studios, Sony Pictures Television 📺)

G'night mates! Hope you all enjoyed. See you all next week.

H️ello, I'm awkwardly social — dammit! 🥴

Earthquake!!

248 Days Until #Halloween 🎃

Teachers in August