.@catiesherm You’re welcome!!

In case anybody cares, #PeterTork was my favorite #Monkee #Monkees

I don’t want to get dressed or wear makeup every day other than that I’d be a great president #ReasonsIWontRun also I’m over men’s opinions my cabinet would be all female so I guess I’m too sexist

Today’s schedule: 7:40 -8:20 am drop off tween 8:45-9:15 am drop off teen 12:45-1:30 pm pick up teen 2:15-3:00 pick up tween 3:30-4:30 pm drop off teen at social thing SAHM is a lie!! #momlife #sendhelp (also: #ImpeachTheMFTraitor)

.CVS Pharmacy no I won’t give you any more of my phone #’s than you already have, nor will I name my local pharmacy where decent people are just trying to do their jobs. Your policies that spam my phone, waste my time and don’t take no for an answer come from higher up, I’m sure.

Sorry for the cooler again, guys, it’s because I got a pedicure #SpringForward #SpringAhead #SpringIsComing

Apple needs to rewrite its Face ID algorithms pronto if we’re all expected to wear face masks now #COVID19 #coronavirus #facemask #iPhone

Omg wearing a face mask is an EXCELLENT way to feel superior to people who aren’t!!! If you’re feeling down because of so much isolation (or not enough isolation from family), try this quick & easy self-esteem boost. #COVID19 #coronavirus #COVIDー19 #facemask #facemasks

Every dog in my neighborhood seems to have a fresh haircut and my matted mutt is giving them all side eye #DogsofTwittter #dogs #Grooming

We have reached the stage where I have to blast music into my ears to get some peace and quiet.

My take. Cheers everyone! #BernieMeme #Bernie #BernieSandersmemes #BernieSandersMittens #berniesmittens #FeelTheBern #BernieSanders #Berniememes #berniemittens #cheers #WheresBernie #whereeverybodyknowsyourname

I know people have mixed feelings about #apple products, but my new #iPad can #readmyhandwriting!!! Gonna scan my old diaries, soon as I go through all the #privacy settings.....

6 yrs ago exactly I was in the worst pain of my life, I’d just woken up from a 10-hr surgery, I was begging my husband not to make me laugh, but he couldn’t help but make jokes. Yesterday was our 19-year wedding anniversary. What to celebrate? #memories #breastcancer #pinkwashing

The emperor has wrinkled (and weirdly shiny) clothes