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“If they don’t have something lined up by September l’m going to ask Tom Burdick to put them on at the lumber yard!” ~Mr.Noonan <@Tkcaddie>

“Don’t you people have homes?!” ~JudgeSmails <@Tkcaddie>

“What about my asthma?!” ~SpauldingSmails

“Well, they aren’t gonna be a caddies all their lives, are they?!” ~Mr.Noonan <@Tkcaddie>

“Tell the cook this is low-grade dog food. Gee, I had better food at the ballgame!” ~AlCzervik

“I think I have enough butter now.” ~LaceyUnderall <@Tkcaddie>

"Varmint poontang."~CarlSpackler

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“Lacey, you might be interested to know this uniform was given me by the Captain of the Links at St. Andrews from Scotland. They invented the game there, except they call it ‘GOF’ - without the ‘L’ as we do.” ~JudgeSmails <@Tkcaddie>

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“Well, he isn’t gonna be a caddie all his life, is he?!” ~Mr.Noonan

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