JOFRA ARCHER IS BACK! 😍 In the first over of his return to Test cricket he takes the wicket of Jaiswal ⚡️-

Four balls.

Runs scored by Zak Crawley in second innings: 22 England won the test match by 22 runs. You can’t write scripts like this. Unless you’re Zak Crawley.

I’ve been out and I’m absolutely twatted. But fucking hell.

Fuck off Bethell and Smith this loss is on you

Liam Dawson carries his bat in that situation. Time and place for baz ball. Bethel and Smith need to realise that. #ENGvIND

Results day - Congratulations to Daniel who passed his Entry level course in understanding bus timetables and basic animal sounds. He will now go on to do Level 1 in identifying keyboard alphabet and filling in forms with a pen or pencil

we replaced elanga with a better player for nearly half the price

James Bond when Q shows him his latest gadget

🎶 Our number two is a yank called Lichaj … you’ll never get past you’ll never get by … he calls it soccer but we don’t even mind coz you’ll never get past Eric Lichaj #nffc

Look at him. Look at his face. Look at it. Shane Lowry, you beautiful bastard.

Bet you his dad Duckgoose will be proud

The limbs in school hall when sturridge scored were unmatched

me reading captain underpants

This England fast bowling lineup

📍 Southwell. 7.30pm: The drama continues.

Oisin Murphy on Constitution Hill at Southwell: