Charging your phone for 5 minutes before you leave, because you think it will make a difference.

I'm excited!!!! :D my peeps!!

We are all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap

Angry birds!! Thanks for an early christmas Grant Wilson!! loved my gifts you are the best and I love u :)

Socks + sandals = pedophile.

I'm sick of bitches, bitching about other bitches being bitches.

"Funny Tweets™: Don't assume my tweets are about you. But if you're affected by them, then that obviously means you're guilty of something."

"Fashion & Lifestyle: Reasons to get out of bed: None.."

I've always wanted to get in a taxi and yell, "FOLLOW THAT CAR!!"

"Funny Tweets™: Shutting your door just to force your pet into spending time with you."

Exercise…ex…er…cise…..ex…ar…..size……eggs…are…sides….for bacon. Bacon.

"Words: Exercise…ex…er…cise…..ex…ar…..size……eggs…are…sides….for bacon. Bacon."

Guess who's back on twitter!!! Hahha Nicole Eyre Roxanne Duncan Grant Wilson

"Words: I always wonder if people are born stupid or does it come naturally!"

"Words: I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called being freaking hungry." hahahahha that's me!

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