You guys have to stop being curious for like five second and just listen. It saves lives smh

Can't believe the coffin is trying to flirt its way into being opened...

Who knew that the coffin would not only come back to haunt me online but through its influence also reveal other powers to me. I have found out about two so far: The Buried (apparently directly related to the coffin) and the Eye. Truly interested but I'm hesitant to find out more

Went to an art museum and they had oddly realistic robot dolls... They talked up until they all simultaneously stopped

Someone stop this fucking menace

What did I do in my life to have that shitty coffin become fully sentient and bother me online after I suffered through so much to get rid of it .-.

I am horrified to find out people are dating literal coffins now. You do you but... a coffin?

Screw all you weird Entities, I have uncovered the true evil of the world: printers. I have yet to see one that consistently works.

3 hours later and it finally works. Maybe life isn't so bad

Jesus Christ... What the fuck is going on in these woods...

I keep being drawn to go back to that forest... It's not like anything good will come out of it

In the end I did go back and while it still looks weird it at least looks normal weird and not "I'm about to get murdered by an Entity" weird. My phone has a hard time capturing it properly so excuse the blurriness

Life update: Indeed still alive.

//Who knew uni cafés are that magical. Not only could I finally focus but I also absorbed more information. Tho I fear this realization came a bit late since I had it two hours before my exam...

I'm getting so bored I'm slowly starting to wish the Coffin back in my life. Never thought I'd reach this level of boredom

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