Quote from Charlie Smith "if you shout rape loud enough it actually sounds like lol" #rednecklogic

#whatilearnedtoday We're all going to die tomorrow. #SteveCarney #bellend

Turns out mamma Bate knows all the lyrics to thrift shop #youngnhip

My dad is disgusting, Sue Jordan tries to pick up a napkin. Thoughts went through his mind. #whileyouredownthere

What does an elephant use for a tampon? A sheep #parentsfriends

@TedDolphin you jive ass turkey

@TedDolphin no! I called you a cocksucker.

@TedDolphin yeah, goddamn power cut ruined my killstreak.

Quote from mom: "aww he's blind, all he can do is read books" #dumbass