know it’s a beautiful day outside but i decided to do ryusuke hamaguchi’s five hour and 17 minute film happy hour in one sitting. not regretting the choice

bartender changed the tv from the nba playoffs to qvc i’m perplexed

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.

We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.

Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

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thought about taking today off to go to the ballpark but i had a deadline get bumped up. i’m fuming!

hell ya josh terry

To be clear: WLCO is the West Loop Community Organization, not the local rock band Wilco.

interviewed Hovvdy's will taylor and charlie martin on the newsletter. it was a historic meeting of guys with two first names but more importantly, it was a great chat about the NBA, yo la tengo, and touching grass noexpectations.fyi/p/hovvdy-inter…

having baseball on in the background is actually an important part of the writing process

love celebrities where you're shocked by where they're from. what do you mean derek jeter grew up in kalamazoo michigan? also willem dafoe is not really from appleton wisconsin be serious

it's cool how discogs emails me every day for the past eight years that there are '100 new items for sale in my wantlist'

I was at that game. Loved Darwin Barney's defense

it's days like today where i'm grateful to have several independent corner grocery/liquor stores within a three-block radius

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noticed i didn’t have my phone with me on a walk. retraced my steps and it apparently fell out of my pocket on a busy street two blocks back. it was still there. maybe i should buy a lottery ticket

i am remembering why i don’t usually do four shows in three nights

still have some spots i need to see across the country (going to the sphere next month) but i think chicago’s salt shed might be the nicest venue in america. brand new, super thoughtful huge space with great sound that treats artists incredibly well. big fan

if you’re one of people who DMs me every week about whether or not twin peaks are going to reunite, i’d recommend seeing waxahatchee on this run. colin croom and clay frankel (plus chicagoan spencer tweedy) are in the band. killer show

Minor Moon at Lincoln Hall
-front bar- Sam Cantor Lincoln Hall .plumbing issue moved the Minor Moon record release party to the front bar, all acoustic at first, then microphone & 3 amps on the bar. Amazing unforgettable night showcasing great songs and upwards of 11 musicians…

the only thing on the to do list today is eating a cheeseburger

not the best start for the bulls rn