Whooo! Well done Lydia Griffiths Next task is to get on the road for when I'm back...I'm in much need of a taxi service ;) #Ihavefaith

Australian visa expires one month today...back to miserable weather and even more miserable wage.

On the plus side - back to 3 pound pints and scotch eggs by the truck load...swings and roundabouts.

Temples - Sun Structures is silly good. Get on it you badgers

7:43am oz time and I'm on the dancefloor with my cock in my hand #life

10:58am and I'm still here #cockinhand #idontcare #pauldummet #life #tack #life

Hells bells I may have had a churn

Oh well at least I didn't spunk 320 notes...raaaats

Flight back to the UK booked...see you on the 3rd of April kiddywinks

Where the hell is Olwyn when you need her.... instagram.com/p/lHZx1CDc1B/

@PeterWood20 the old girl's picking me up so can't see it like. I'll be down for a shandy soon after no doubt

I've seen it all now...getting fined for having my feet on a seat on the train. Go and fry some ants you busy bastard #jobsworth

So.....my old Doris has just added me on snapchat. Has she been sniffing glue again?! No mother that's not acceptable. Stick to the ironing.

Well that's one way of looking at it...thank Christ I haven't got a brother #insightfulhoroscope #bali instagram.com/p/l_GAiLjczX/

Now we're farming #setup #GiliTerawangan instagram.com/p/l_1LNgjc10/

@Whaley1990 swines

Last night of 18 months travelling #GiliT instagram.com/p/mNaXCKDcxs/

@mjAnstey I am indeed old boy. You knocking about the shire are you?

@mjAnstey ah fair play. Shall do shag