Whenever Basket Case by Green Day comes on, do you kind of hope/expect that he's going to say "I am one of those melodramatic hoes"?

Which way is the defense going?

I really wanted to see a 6-10 division champion. 😢 #NFCEast

A team used to have to kick a meaningless extra point at the end of an NFL game. Does anybody know when that stopped? #CHIvsNO #NFLPlayoffs

What’s the over/under on the number of times people will say “a tale of two halves” about this game? #CLEvsPIT #nflplayoffs

Which football analyst is more obsessed with abusing the word “literally”?

Is today the Beef ‘O’ Brady’s Bowl or something?

They should have that lawyer cat filter face up on the video wall. #NBAAllStar

Here’s a notification I just received. (The game was canceled before it started due to VCU having positive COVID-19 tests.) #NCAATournament #MarchMadness #MarchMadness2021

In unrelated news, the New York Giants have signed defensive end Gordon Football Team.

If Steve Miller had gone to Milwaukee instead of Tacoma, he would have gone to all five of the cities remaining in the #NBAPlayoffs “I went from Phoenix, Arizona ✅ all the way to Tacoma, Philadelphia✅, Atlanta✅, L.A.✅” -“Rock’n Me” Steve Miller Band

Tennis player Victoria Azarenka should marry Randy Arozarena and hyphenate her name.

Shaq sacked Dak. #Buccaneers #Cowboys #NFLKickoff #NFL

Genius football analyst quote of the day by Jay Feely: “I expect [Chargers head coach] Brandon Staley to go in and say, ‘We’re gonna test this young quarterback. We’re gonna make sure that he beats us, not the other way around.’” 🤔 #nfl #Chargers #washingtonfootballteam

Singer Erykah Badu should marry baseball player Akil Baddoo and hyphenate her last name.

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I just finished a super fun quiz on AhaSlides #ahaslides audience.ahaslides.com/p/quiz/say-tha…

When I type ”&” my phone suggests “Rakim.” Good phone.

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Is it too late to get Tha Alkaholiks to perform at the upcoming Super Bowl? It’s the LIX, baby! It’s the LIX! Come on, it’s perfect! J-RO LIKWIT CREW DJ E-Swift TASH #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLIX #LIX #NFL #NFL