Who needs a personal trainer at the gym when you have this guy nearby to remind you why you need to be strong?

Made balloon animals at a birthday party and a 5-year-old asked me if I was 7...I guess that new moisturizer is really taking off some years

An old man on the elevator told me I have "very beautiful eyes." Last week a stranger said I smell nice. Keep the random compliments comin!

Just stepped in a healthy pile of dog poo on my way to work. And some people say it takes a strong cup of coffee to jolt your morning 💩

A boy on the subway asked if I was Spiderman. I was wearing a red sweater, but I think this new triceps routine at the gym is finally workin

So cool to see We've Moved on The Ellen Show!! Congrats! #SootheOnEllen

Made a new friend #birdwhisperer

A baby kindly offered me its pacifier on the subway this mornin. I must look really miserable when I don't have my morning coffee Starbucks

At the local flea market, where one man's trash is another man's nightmare

After a show, a shy 4 yr old boy asked me to keep the wand he made at art so I can "make more magic for other kids"

Well, maybe they should have been charging more?

Time for some fun! Headlining today's kid friendly comedy show 🎉

You'd think he'd try wearing a helmet this time...or just take a cab #citibikes

Ashton Kutcher is selling clothes from his closet. Now it's even easier to dress as Ashton for Halloween this year x.com/aplusk/status/…

Tonight's debate may actually look like this strange video #DebateHeadache youtube.com/watch?v=mMcKFS…

Breaking the rules?? #onewheel

One of my accounts was suddenly suspended? I've filled out the web form but no response yet. Will bake cookies for whoever helps me. #gHelp

Brought Flex to work with me to open for Michael Carbonaro at Foxwoods Resort. #FlexinFlight Bentley University