If you put a bullseye target inside a toilet, men would never pee on a toilet seat ever again. We would concentrate so hard on hitting that bullseye the entire time.

Medical Bills, "yes, you can put us on a payment plan" Me *pays bill every month on time* Medical Bills *sends 4 letters a month saying you owe them money*

Parents: have you ever used the nose frida on yourself? I’m so curious

🏆 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞-𝗧𝗢-𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 🏆 The Las Vegas Aces are your 2023 WNBA Champions! #RaiseTheStakes

I must have been listening to Six Trophies today because everytime Wemby got a block I heard angelic music. Shea Serrano jason concepcion

new logo just dropped 🌊🙌🪻

1/ We are pleased to announce that San Antonio Report management has voluntarily recognized San Antonio Report Union 🌊! We look forward to next steps and working on a contract in good faith at the bargaining table 🌊

I’ll just leave this here…

Was Zuri so locked in on his Brunson sound byte that he missed 5 "Wemby" sound bytes on the latest episode?!?!?! Shea Serrano zuri irvin jason concepcion

In the market for a camper trailer for the family. Anyone have one they are selling that’s into bartering and needs a big photo project?

San Antonio is showing the Fiesta Flambeau Parade on ABC instead of the Lakers/Nuggets playoff game. #gospursgo #lakerssuck

Mommmm??!!

On top of the poorly managed construction projects serving as a daily reminder of their embarrassing incompetence, the city is now using a noticeable increase in Parking Enforcement patrols to punitively fine business owners and more vulnerable long time residents of District 2.

Yo jason concepcion come to San Antonio and I’ll make a portrait of you for the pod with Shea Serrano. I’ll buy one of those old megaphones that cheerleaders use and you will be yelling HELLLLOOOOO into a microphone with it.

Victor Wembanyama, San Antonio Spurs for Bally Sports assist: Sam Cook grip: IndieGrip

I would 110% subscribe and watch a 24 hour feed of Jameis Winston. Someone please make it happen.

Long entretien avec Chris Paul à lire bientôt dans Le magazine L'Équipe. Stay tuned… 📸 Josh Huskin