Not even the token work experience player on loan from Brighton. That’s how bad of a window it’s been.

I have tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks. Superb.

10 minutes in and perhaps the most remarkable thing that’s happened in the last 48 hours at Rovers is that De Neve looks like a viable footballer.

If we get to the point where it’s between Chris Coleman and Tez, I want Tez.

Two new unknown and - you would assume - highly under qualified men have joined Suhail and Rudy in the posh seats.

Can we all get a collective “who are ya?”

The easiest gig in the world. “Sorry, we can’t afford it.”

“dinosaur documentary narrated by Morgan Freeman… …produced by Steven Spielberg” you had me at hello

There’s a lot of problems at Blackburn Rovers. Not least the chap in the away end that’s on every replay filming the entire game. Ban vloggers from football.

Can anyone identify this chaps YouTube channel so that I can create a reporting frenzy to get it shut down?

Happy “2 years since I had to explain to Sam Gallagher, Ryan Hedges, Aynsley Pears, Sammie Szmodics and Dominic Hyam that despite their best efforts Blackburn Rovers cannot ever be successful whilst owned by Venky’s and ran by Suhail Pasha” Day

Suhail’s going to hire a part time manager 😂😂

TAT FOR SALE, PLEASE BUY

A manager that knows how to set a defence up and tries to win tight football games. He’ll do for me.

Long time followers of this account will know that I’ve ALWAYS maintained Rovers vs. PNE is Derby day. A huge Derby. Real, intense rivalry. There’s very little more important than beating Preston. So do it twice, like that? No better feeling.

To league one, then out of league one, then to the top half of the championship. Lovely guy all the same.

Taking 65 POUNDS off fans for a membership and not giving them everything they paid for is where we are at as a club Yasir, you should hang your head in shame! 🤬 Absolute disgrace and more eyes need to be on this 👀 If anyone else has had this issue please contact me #Rovers