You never hear about sound machines from other cities. Miami really cornered the market on that shit.

BREAKING: This is the RV that exploded on 2nd Ave N this morning. It arrived on 2nd Ave at 1:22 a.m. Have you seen this vehicle in our area or do you have information about it? Please contact us via Crime Stoppers at 615-742-7463 or online via fbi.gov/nashville. ATF HQ

We're living through: 1) Worst pandemic in modern history 2) Worst economy since Great Depression (maybe worse) 3) Worst hack of US govt ever 4) An attempted coup 5) A brewing civil war 6) A brewing foreign war 7) An admin serving organized crime 8) Led by a nuke-loving sociopath

Day 1 vs. Day 1,448

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Joe and Kamala should run off to Vegas and get inaugurated without telling us.

I can’t believe Mike Pence has seen Gaga live and I haven’t

I really like this photo taken by Joseph Llanes! I think that It was during the era of Ghost Stories🤔 Good evening everybody!

I get it now. Ted and Heidi Cruz wanted their children to be safe, to have basic sanitary services like heat and running water, to leave behind a third-world apocalyptic nightmare for a safer place. Like so many parents before them, they decided to cross the Mexican border.

Ok hear me out: Undercover boss, only it’s Jesus in the Republican Party.

Imagine how exciting it was to wake up as an FBI agent today knowing you’re going to make coffee and pour yourself a little bowl of Fruit Loops, put on some pants and go raid Rudy Giuliani’s apartment

My brothers!!

Imagine a country where whoever gets the most votes- wins. No Electoral College. Gore beat W by a half million votes (no Iraq war). Hillary beat tRump by 3 million votes (no Big Lie, major loss of faith in our elections & democracy itself in jeopardy). #A_GuyCanDreamCantHe? 🙏

This alone is why Jordan Klepper is immortal.

Hi. I filled up my gas tank today and didn't blame Biden.

The Case for Prosecuting Donald Trump Just Got Much Stronger frenchpress.thedispatch.com/p/the-case-for…

Amazing. I needed a good laugh😫

As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season.... I would LOVE you to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.