Arthur blank is the off-brand version of jerry Jones

App losing money? I can fix that Tone

Ppl who like sweet potatoes are sick

Reese’s eggs are just so fucking goat

I don’t think there are any worse types of people than the people who refuse to let other people pass them in the left lane while they intentionally go slow. I like to think that their karma is worse than anybody else’s karma

I’m so sick of the punk rock barista crew in Nashville. This isn’t Brooklyn. Nobody here wants anything to do with your bad attitude or shitty looking tattoos

Whatever happened to melon Gatorade

DUNE 2 FUCKS

Is it me or do chicks love weezer?

Might need to take a break from Twitter today with all the Drake fan boys and haters posting excessively

I’d rather run out of gas.

Nobody’s talking abt how amazing the Texans look rn. Diggs Azeez and Hunter are some serious chess pieces and they’re clearly going all in for the SB!

gn to the mfers that gn

Last ever curb episode thank you HBO

checking if they nuked at 3 am

Average weekend for the crypto degenerate

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Videogames in 2000s:

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