The king of all ball boys is back making his final appearance #needed #for #timewasting

Russell Howards Good News>

Joey Barton - "Neymar is massively overrated." Neymar - "I don't even know who Joey Barton is."

Manchester City look like they could do with an Italian striker.

RVP should of scored a hatrick!

When you say something funny, then somebody else says it louder and gets all the credit.

Spending my half term in work :-( #ThinkofTheMoney

My dogs ears are so soft

Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions.

Wish I could go back in time, revise more and re-do all my GCSE's

cant wait till summer!

Love going to bed with the window open #nicebreeze

Ten minutes to go at the Liberty, still Swansea 2-2 Liverpool. RT if you think Swans will win, favourite for the Reds #SWALIV

@Em_Smith_15 What your dog doesn't have soft ears, #weird

@Em_Smith_15 ill let you feel my dogs ears on Tuesday because there #fluffy ;)

@Em_Smith_15 I know right, #you'll #love #it