Robin Williams feeling awkward at Studio 54 (1978)

Beautiful Crack Heads!? youtube.com/shorts/9pJnZKB… via YouTube

If hairspray comes on, you need to give me some room, cause I’m gonna go TF off!

That’s it?!

I thought a vulva was a car

I won’t let the past control me ❤️

Music to fuck to? You mean that “Ultra Sound”?

My biggest flex. My girl just randomly buys me Yu-Gi-Oh cards just because!! Ashlyn Watty

“I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask, not just me.” – Dexter Morgan 🔪💉🩸

I feel helpless, useless, and any other word with less in it

Sometimes, when I go to Target that is in a different towns, I like to imagine that I’m in a parallel universe

Me: *Listening to The Humpty Dance Ashlyn: I’ve never heard this song before, but I’m digging it 😂😂😂 She’s so white

Sushi Improv 🍱

Me & Ashlyn Watty *Shes Snoopy*

6 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 7 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 Now me get it.

Did I do good? Wicked: For Good Chili's Grill & Bar

That explains the penis

Can’t wait to give them one of my limbs for 3$ store credit

JUNK DRAWER! youtube.com/shorts/gUUcrJZ…

Spiders would totally be on the Epstein files, no question about it