Reached 666 followers... That is just #notnatural (or #supernatural)

I'm gonna miss all my #brolandos when #GISHWHES is over

How many followers does it take to be considered #popular on Twitter? #Iknowaboutpopular #wicked

It's the afternoon. This has been an obligatory midday Twitter check-in. #Unnecessary #toomuchtweeting

#finishthissong Jeremiah was a bullfrog #stuckinmyhead

Only three hours until these Orlandos will Orland-go #brolandos #thefamily #GISHWHES2014

Let the late night tweeting begin #latenighttwitter #latenightthoughts

#fyi The "CVS" in CVS Pharmacy stands for "Care, Value, and Service." #latenightfacts #notthatyoucare

Panini Soccer Cards are not, as I thought, cards featuring famous soccer players with panini bodies. #latenighttwitter #latenightthoughts

Having different time zones are great. Because that means it is always not too late for a bowl of pasta somewhere in the world #latepost

If any of my #Orlandbros out there still need some help, let me know #family #Orlandopocalypse

Why are hipsters named after low-rise clothing when that's way too mainstream for them? #latenighttwitter #latenightthoughts

Is it called the Internet because now we no longer go outside? #latenighttwitter #latenightthoughts

Law and Order: SUV. A story of a family. Every time a parent lays down the law, the #dundun plays #latenighttwitter #LawAndOrderSVU

What does kale taste like? #GISHWHES #latenighttwitter #latenightthoughts

Is there a daily tweet limit? I guess I'll find out.

"Okay" doesn't work in place of "always," seriously. "After all this time?" "Okay," said Snape. #faultinoursentences #latenighttwitter

Congrats, GISHERS, you've broken the seals and officially jumpstarted the apocalypse. #GISHWHES #Supernatural #theitemswereseals

Croatoan. GISHWHES in Croatia. There is no difference. #GISHWHES2014 #apocalypse #CroatoanDay

I am in no way affiliated with the series Hotwives of Orlando. #commonmisconceptions