The fact that this bear took 400 selfies — she just KNEW she was serving in this one! The lashes, the smize!!!! I know that’s right. She said I’m giving you MARILYN!

In medical school, they never teach you what to do when pizza delivery man arrives in ER waiting room with $200 of pizza ordered by a patient for an ER waiting room “pizza party.”

I know that baby felt every kiss and gentle hand A baby was pulled alive after spending 120 hours in the cold, under rubble. subhanallah 😭

Happy birthday, Steve. You did good.

Little boy is fitted with his first prosthetic leg and immediately proceeds to walk. So greatful to these amazing professionals!

Actor Bryan Cranston explains why he thinks the phrase "Make America Great Again" could possibly be construed as a racist remark.

Bob Marley was once asked if there was a perfect woman. He replies: Who cares about perfection? Even the moon is not perfect, it is full of craters. The sea is incredibly beautiful but salty and dark in the depths. The sky is always infinite, but often cloudy. So, everything that

Snoop Dogg on the Wheel of Fortune

Wait till she hears how the bathrooms on the plane work…

This sea otter heard it was Friday, which actually means nothing to the sea otter. 🦦

Aye man you had to be there. We were sweaty af, but job interview attire in the club was a vibe lmao

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Me singing both Usher & Alicia Keys parts on My Boo

Valerie Frizzle brought them kids home safe out of a BOOTYHOLE, pls don't play with my OG like this

All this submarine talk got me thinking of when my heart sank 4 U. Our love was deeper than the ocean. That submarine went down to check out the titanic but you know I would’ve always gone down for u. Maybe someday we’ll be rescued too. You don’t need to reply take care.

think ur the xd bitch? u not even the rawr

Me checking my phone after blacking out:

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

girl why are you not stealing