okay this is quite funny

someone's been in jail for 12 years for stealing a phone. this story doesn't mention the possibility of release. what the.

despite the sneering of the so called 'literary establishment', the hard working salt of the earth bookshops of Great Britain continue to do the lord's* work

*my

Had to check this and it's actually real twitter.com/avighnash/stat…

this is a depressing statistic, right here

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Enjoyed talking about borders with James O'Malley & Sam Hampson for their excellent podcast. Accidentallycovered both my views on the Middle East AND Taylor Swift.

whatshappening.news/p/bordering-on…

'CONGRATULATIONS, MRS ELLEDGE, IT'S A BOUNCING BABY CAUTIONARY TALE'

Interesting report from Martina Lees on the politics of housing here. Shame on you, Lib Dem Media Team, shame.

thetimes.co.uk/article/are-yo…

jonn elledge jobs are too woke now. i've heard that my friend's niece has a job and if her boss tells her what to do she can have him arrested. why does everything in my body hurt.

do you think that he ever wakes up, remembers that he's Professor Matthew Goodwin and lets out a tiny scream