A round of applause once more for Community Notes, ladies and gentlemen:

What exactly is ‘the plan’? If the plan is to keep coming out with vague nods towards a ‘plan that is working’ without embellishing us further as to what the plan actually is, then yes, I agree the plan is in fact working.

The latest YouGov polling suggests the Tories might end up with just 13 MPs, and four of them would be Grant Shapps.

I will be sorry to see Nadhim Zahawi step down as an MP. I've always admired his ability to avoid almost as much tax as my wife.

That’s an awful lot of flowery words just to say: “I lost my job because I’m a tax-dodging wanker.”

Hang on, are you seriously saying there is no shame in him being a tax dodger when he was literally the Chancellor of the Exchequer?

That’s an awful lot of flowery words just to say: “I lost my job because I’m a tax-dodging wanker.”

Some old Pie from 2 years ago. Back when Rishi Sunak was an incompetent Chancellor of the Exchequer before he became an incompetent PM.

Tax Dodgers.

Labour is poised for victory in the coming general election, and they go and pull a stunt (choose your own rhyming alternative) like this:

“We’re reforming welfare & getting people into work” is a funny way of saying: “Fuck sick people and people with disabilities” #pmqs

Some old Pie from 2 years ago. Back when Rishi Sunak was an incompetent Chancellor of the Exchequer before he became an incompetent PM.

Tax Dodgers.

Your plan to lose more than 470 council seats in the local elections went off without a hitch 👍

Stormy Daniels is testifying today, and Trump is losing his shit. 🤣🤣

This is the equivalent of flipping the chess board over because you lost.

FFS: Why is 'What Suella Braverman thinks about things' the TOP news story on The BBC today?
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‘Save our country’. From what exactly?
A comatose frog in a bucket would be preferable to another year of Conservative government at this point.

Harsh but fair.

Can't help but wonder what the London mayoral results would have been if The Tories hadn't put up a dog-whistling, dog-shit candidate.
She was fucking dreadful.

Khan is not a particularly popular mayor and a serious candidate could've given him a better run for his money.