Well this blew up.

Big up the Little Door Massive 👊

And finally, dog balances prawn cracker on nose.

May the Furred be with you.

Son went on bike ride last night and took this.

I get up for 2 seconds and this happens. Honestly. Dogs today.

I see Bill Nighy's trending. We were once in a Radio 4 drama together. Had lunch with each other. Like and subscribe for more excellent anecdotes. Memoir publishers? You know where to find me.

28 seconds of nesting swan, with miscellaneous birdsong and drumming woodpecker, anyone?

Yeah so if anyone wants to follow me on Instagram knock yourself out but I’ve got even fewer followers and less clout than on here.

It’s the proprietorial back paw. Gets me every time. instagram.com/reel/C6bpjKAqG…

Hello? Mr Tumnus? Half an hour we’ve been waiting next to this flipping lamppost.

Do dogs in the Southern Hemisphere spin round 47 times in the opposite direction before doing a poo? #ThoughtForTheDay

Dogrobics.

Slept in my Jethro Tull t-shirt and woke up living in the past.

WEST. END. GIRLS.

That’s the last time I play Rock Paper Scissors with an eagle.

Son sent me this. Not sure which is weirder. Me without a beard. Or me without ears.

Due to underwhelming public demand. Note how it doesn’t actually say anything about being funny.

Sorting out old photos. Here’s me receiving my Time Out Comedy Award from Frank Chickens sometime in the late 1800s.

He’s capsized.