🏰🐉 ...DRAGON!! 🐉 🏰 A rollicking tale of dragons and castles, Alfie and the Dragon! Written by @ChaeStrathie and illustrated by Ross Collins for Time for a Story: bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0j…

Wow, I’ve been exhausted and emotional ⁦Crystal Palace F.C.⁩ before but never like yesterday. And what a welcome my beloved club gave me. They even put a picture of me looking young and keen on the scoreboard - it was taken an hour before I started the walk 😉 #CPFC

About 300 years ago a series of books I wrote was adapted for TV. I lobbied hard - ultimately unsuccessfully - for this to be the theme tune. It’s still gorgeous. Happy weekend everyone open.spotify.com/track/3mHTxwM8…

Had a feeling I’d enjoy this. And I did. Very much. Bravo ⁦Orla Owen⁩ and ⁦Bluemoose Books⁩

It's just a phase.

I see Joan Collins is trending. You'd think that just once she might mention the Bristol and West Building Society commercial I appeared in with her in 1987. I live in hope.

Nighty night.

When someone new likes one of your posts.

Happy #HashtagAwarenessDay everyone.

It gives me great pleasure to declare autumn officially….open *cuts ribbon*

Good riddance, I say. They come over here. They take over our ponds.

Dog Ness Monster

Rubbish day yesterday. Today not so much.

So sorry to hear the news about Malcolm Donaldson. He was an utterly delightful man. And enormously talented. I will forever cherish the memories of sitting round a roaring fire in a Highland pub, belting out Beatles songs with him and Julia.

I am available for voice-over and narration work.

Delighted that we YLG Committee awarded Barrington Stoke “YLG Publisher of the Year 2024” at #YLG24Gla on Saturday - perfectly timed for #DyslexiaAwarenessWeek 📚🎉

He’s been taking selfies again.

That’ll be autumn then. (Sound up)