i dont want my fanfiction written by AI i want it written the way god intended: by a deranged freak at 3am with no respect for grammar or human anatomy

.⁦Nadia Whittome MP⁩ says Labour has “been dragged in the wrong direction” on trans+ issues. “Our party must completely reject the tired narrative that trans people are a threat… It wasn’t true about gay men in the ‘80s, and it is not true about the trans community now.”

The Bamtan

what if I started posting here again as an act of resistance

I judge people by how many they believe a standard jar of pesto is for (the answer is 1.5 or one adult and one small child)

i'll find you in every lifetime (threat)

My companion (and her penguin) for the The Literary Consultancy writing sesh this morn. A delightful and supportive start to the day!

forgetting you’re at a bottomless brunch and walking over to your mate to ask how much more free prosecco we’re allowed

Old british gay couple in our hotel and both of their ringtones are symphony by zara larsson

I will never forget the friend who said I should read this book because I enjoyed red white and royal blue

Website I have not visited in many months, have possibly never visited at all: You've read your last free article.

My anxious ass if I walked through the Jennifer Hudson show tunnel

seen on the tube

I want to hear from the bottom vatican officials too

"How significant is the fact that Tony Blairs involved in discussions about a post war Gaza?" Ash Sarkar: "Well I guess it's because Satan was unavailable"

Hinge match said he is “into travel” so I asked where he would most like to visit and he said “Everywhere”

Cute jacket. Let me check out the reviews to make sure it doesn’t smell like fish