Some of my favourite signs. A thread 🧵

That would be awful. Don’t share this.

He was only trying to to help 🤣🤣

Clinton Eastwood Jr. Born May 31, 1930 Happy Birthday 🎈🥳🎉🎂🥂🎊🎥 👏

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I love this too much 🥇

Do you agree? Yes or No?

Who knew??

Calm. Civilised. The Best. That's the Britain 🇬🇧 that we loved and lost. It's Yesterday's Britain 🇬🇧, A Better Britain 🇬🇧

AN NHS hospital trust drew up plans to give trans staff extra breaks if they wore chest binders or had to tuck their genitals away. You couldn’t make these stories up, and if you did, a publisher would say……I never use bad language, but, leave my office! digitaleditions.telegraph.co.uk/data/2077/read…

Prof David Nutt, a former government drug tsar, said studies into how toxic alcohol is reveal the maximum amount of wine we should be drinking in a year is about 250ml. - OK, so he doesn’t like wine! It will be interesting to see how long he lives! digitaleditions.telegraph.co.uk/data/2077/read…

Net zero department will have to make big savings in Chancellor’s drive to fill £30bn black hole? Excuse me, but, is that not a BIGGER black hole than when they took over? 😅😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 digitaleditions.telegraph.co.uk/data/2077/read…

Castle allegedly told the 15-year-old to “stop screaming like a b----” and threatened to “smash him” before putting his hands around the boy’s neck. What should he have done, politely asked him if there was anything he could get for him to quiet down? Duh! digitaleditions.telegraph.co.uk/data/2077/read…

Loretta ‘Hot Lips’ Swit, star of TV’s M*A*S*H, dies at 87! Fortunately we have many many memories and TV progs to see her again! digitaleditions.telegraph.co.uk/data/2077/read…

……in readiness for Russia eventually overcoming the Ukraine, Germany and France by 2065! bbc.co.uk/news/live/cz63…

Starmer says UK moving to 'war-fighting readiness' as he unveils defence spending plans! Coooo….init a good job we ‘ave Starmer at the helm? 😅😂😅😂😅😊😅😂🤣

BBC News story - Labours defence plan will ensure UK is ready for war, minister says! Well, I suppose this takes away people thinking and complaining about the enemy coming over the channel right NOW!😡😡😡😡😡 And let’s repeat it, this is a TWENTY YEAR plan! 😡😡😡

Why?