oh he is so over

Imagine you’re diagnosed with a rare illness. There’s no cure. Your life is over. A machine artificially keeps you alive in hopes a cure is found. Then, one day, a woman you’ve never seen barges into the room dressed like this, shouts “THIS is a one woman show!” and unplugs you.

this latte-sipping fake lumberjack seriously took a look at the most “protected class” in the history of human civilization and said “um actually”

also on Instagram

love how 1995 disneyland was like YOU MIGHT DIE if you go on this indiana jones ride

my indiana jones ranking the one with the snakes the one with the snakes the one with the eels the one with the snakes the one with the snakes

let’s be real, they would’ve called the emancipation proclamation “woke”

For Cinemaholics, I wrote about how JOY RIDE could save the Hollywood studio comedy (and how) After seeing this movie twice, I can easily say this is my favorite comedy in years (and the funniest). One reason? It's low-key kinda genius: cinemaholics.com/joy-ride-revie…

I also recommend this wonderful review of JOY RIDE from @vincensg, which we just ran on InBetweenDrafts. She puts forth such a great read on the strength of the ensemble and the deeper message of what bonds them: inbetweendrafts.com/joy-ride-revie…

“why are people leaving twitter”

best day of my life

July 6

my favorite thing about the new mission impossible is that the entire movie is all “we gotta avoid high tech gadgets! the villain is an AI, be careful!” and then in the third act Simon Pegg rides in a self driving product placement car and nothing bad happens

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