Can’t stop watching the Vance orders donuts video. Comedic writing at its finest.

Highly enjoyed the movie, Possum.

I thought that Hot To Go song was about little Caesars pizza.

I’ve seen “content” lately about the style differences between gen z and millennials with socks.Millennials like ankle socks and gen z wears the long ones and I’m like that’s why I’m distrusting these youths. Where are your ankles? What are you hiding under there?

Songwriters, remember, you don’t write songs for humans, you write musical content for algorithms.

Playing at Four Bullets Brewery tonight at 6:30! I learned a song that’s slightly outside my comfy vocal range. Will I hit it or will I embarrass myself? All will be revealed tonight!

Retire bow ties. What are you a clown?

My next album gunna be folk af

Saw Billie Eilish say 3 hour concerts are psychotic. She’s got a point tbh. I don’t wana see anyone play that long.

The Gusto burger from Gustos in Fort Worth is the real deal.

Just told my wife she is like a tractor beam of hotness. She did not know that was a quote from Talladega Nights and so she just said thank you and gave a confused smile haha

Razorbacks are back baby! This is what we do.

Makes me happy that Jimmy Eat World has a song that hit a billion streams on Spotify.

Great band, good album. Fond memories listening to it on the beach at Lake Tahoe.

Asking for help is difficult, but I’m so grateful in advance. Please spread the word. gofund.me/bb392194

Me responding to a very kind Sweetwater sales rep: “no I don’t need anything during annual guitar month but if you still wana send me the little baggy of candy as a good will gesture it would be much appreciated.”

Walked out of the bathroom and my 5 y/o daughter called me tinkle boy. I may not recover from that.

A secret note that pleased the lord?