Oh my

From my walk today. Stay hydrated out there, everybody.

Just tried it in a small town. Felt good tbh.

When Shaver wrote and Waylon sang “moving is the closest thing to being free” it was a subtle dig at folks that weren’t incorporating cardio into their fitness routines.

Tonight we feast like kings.

Jack Black and the singer from Future Islands need to collab on something. I feel like their energies would combine into something glorious.

Effortlessly switching from playing air guitar to air drums as I listen to the new Pearl Jam album on my walk.

Honestly, I don’t want either Ant or Joker to lose.

😮

Well, I can’t not try tigers blood beer.

Quite possible that I just finished writing my third album.

Super dark out there in Dallas. Did I miss the memo on another eclipse?

Enjoying some cheese and wine this evening, so if my tweets seem fancier or more French in the next few hours that is why.

“Why not show my athleticism?”
Guy kills me

Every time I put on alt 103.7 they are either playing nirvana or the chili peppers. Not mad about it.

“Say less.”
- introverts

My son turned two yesterday and is obsessed with cars and trucks so my wife just casually makes this cake from scratch like a baller. She is an incredible mom. Happy Mother’s Day!

Nature never ceases to surprise and delight.

Go Mavs

Am I allowed to perform a citizens arrest on a fella talking to someone on speaker phone at the gym?