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Thrilled to be attending this #SkeldaleHouse Open Day hosted by #MaisonParfaite on Sun Oct 1st! I'll be signing copies of #AllMemories alongside James Herriot's daughter Rosie Page & Paul Lyon (Jimmy Herriot in the final BBC series) #AllCreatures #Askrigg yorkshirepost.co.uk/arts-and-cultu…

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Whatever happened to planting drugs on people and pretending they’re drug dealers like the good ol’ days ?

Just watched THE REVANENT again Film4. Fucking hell it’s a hard watch but brilliant.

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Just seen tickets for my next live show are available from viagogo . Some for as little as £200! WTF. Do not buy these tickets. Average ticket prices for the entire tour is £26.90. The only place to be sure are JonathanPie.com and ticketmasteruk .

We’re trying to get as many followers as Rishi Sunak so we can show the government just how many people are prepared to fight for the NHS and its staff. Please can you help by following us and retweeting this? It really would mean a lot.

This (the eradication of all life on earth) is the only way to ensure that teenagers with blue hair and people who listen to Sam Smith are gone forever .

If people really knew about our tax system… They wouldn’t stand for it. From council tax to capital gains tax …the game is entirely rigged. If you live in Burnley, on average your council tax will be 1% of the value of your home If you live in Chelsea, it’s 0.1% And…

The inside of a bird house.. 😂

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TASKMASTER. Ch4. Fabulous to have it back, but this bloody Bake Off advert is really pissing me off.

Vile little shit.

Sunak said he was ‘livid’ that he has to ‘start all over again with another Murdoch’ and hopes Lachlan is just as corrupt as his father’. We can but hope.

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Wtf ITV ?!! Stop pissing with the schedule. Football is not in the listings. Stick it on 2.

I’m not a great reality tv fan but MY MUM YOUR DAD. ITV1. Has really been rather good, the kids were so thoughtful and caring and a beautiful ending.

Everyone, I can only get this account on my PC which is hopeless and Twitter/X have been utterly useless so I'm migrating to Threads and Insta where I have the username jonilesvoice, I'd be delighted to see you there. 😘