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Dear @EricSchaalNY - I’ve been ignoring the writing on the wall my entire career but I appreciate your insight into the demise of Jolt Cola. Keep up the great work.

(would be) Jolt Cola if you had it. x.com/QuikTrip/statu…

Is this thing still on?

Since Twitter is a platform for people to pontificate about dead celebrities, let me add this: I was once told that I looked like Burt Reynolds, if Burt was much uglier. FWIW, they weren't wrong. I'm not attractive.

Things seem to be going well in Washington.

Farted.

🖐🏻 Kathryn Lyons

Loved the @realjoltcola shout on Stuff You Should Know with @josh_um_clark. We’re back on shelves and happy to send your team all the sugar and twice the caffeine. joltcola.com

My 9am cancelled on me so instead, I made this out of an old whiskey barrel. Thoughts?

Not a fucking vegetable in sight. #FillUpTheTank99 x.com/njtank99/statu…

Matt gets me. x.com/mattwilliamsar…

Triscuits are delicious.

Yes. Yes it does x.com/realjoltcola/s…

I see you Big Slim Daddy Trent. And I've got more supplies (and knee high socks) on the way. cc Jolt Cola