guys talking:

she's like the summer

you mean hot?

no class

Sometimes it's hard to tell if I'm hungry or bored.

Imagine if sharks could run on the beach.

Imagine if elephants could jump.

That awkward moment when someone calls you sweetie.

Life is like a movie so make sure you pick up good songs for the soundtrack.

I don't really want to be a super hero. I just want super powers.

pizza on breakfast, after waking at 5 in the afternoon

Sometimes the wallet is like the fridge.

You open it, and it's empty.

Sometimes the phone battery lasts longer than the relationship.

Every time dreams come true the alarm clock turns on.

I eat less. I'm hungry.

I eat more. I'm hungry.

Monday problems 😅

Imagine if spiders could fly.

going to sleep at 5 in the morning is

I wonder if cats have dreams about other cats.

Sometimes waiting for the weekend is better than the weekend itself.

If you want dreams to happen go to bed.

That strange moment when you're telling a story, and people think it's a joke.

Every logo has a unique story 🎨