The mainstream media won’t report on it but I’ve started a drag queen story hour where I read books to drag queens.

Devil by M. Night Shymalan (2010)

I haven’t been on here in awhile because I’ve been focusing on being mentally unwell in real life.

Anyways, I have some headlining dates this month. Come out. Tell people. Please god help me sell tickets.

Rihanna’s backup dancers #HalftimeShow

I think it’s sick that Rihanna is performing on a Super Smash Bros. level #HalftimeShow

My wife and I are thinking about having a kid because our landlord said we can’t get a dog and I already bought a leash.

Me and my wife when she wears heels.

Monopoly really gave me an unrealistic expectation of how often landlords would go to jail.

“What do you mean my flight’s cancelled?!?”

- this asshole on 9/11

I don’t wanna flex but I’ve only cried twice this entire year

All in all you’re just a

This Greta Thunberg/Andrew Tate beef leading to his arrest seems like the plot of a South Park episode.

Yukon Cornelius looks and sounds like a white rapper from 2013.

I’m what people in the business call a “triple threat”

I’m a threat to myself, to others, and I’m not a bad singer.

I can’t believe I paid $10 dollars for AI to dunk on me like this.

Buying a gun joke.

It’s amazing that the people who watched my lil half hour liked it and all but the DJ from Slipknot just followed me on Instagram and that’s really why I got into comedy.

Here it is. Blake 182. Watch it. Share it. Like it. Comment. All the other things YouTubers say (I’m gonna start boxing?)

youtu.be/2ty5g-8YCn4

A tweet on video posted on Twitter.

Tomorrow at 3 pm I’m releasing a 36 minute video on YouTube. It’s called Blake 182. I’ve been in a terrible place mentally but even in this state of mind I can say it is a fun set. I had fun recording it. I think you’ll have fun watching it.